There's nothing I love more than sitting down in front of the telly on a Thursday night! Better known as 'Trash TV Night' (TTVN). The line up begins with Americon Idol, throw in some Atlanta Housewives, WAG Nation (admit it, you watch it too) and ends with Shah's of Sunset. And although I'm crawling up to bed at 1am, I know its worth it - especially when I've been hanging all week to see what JLo is wearing on Idol. So you can imagine my horror and utter disappointment when she strutted onto the Idol stage...in this...
Two words come to mind. 'No bueno'.
I didn't know what to think. Perhaps I had accidentally changed the channel, and suddenly I was watching an intergalactic remake of Aladdin. And JLo is playing the beloved genie from outer space. And then I realised, all the wishes in the world couldn't save her from this disaster. Oh JLo, you normally blow me away with your amazing style! But now all I see is booty, some gold glitter, and more booty. And even though you're hair and makeup are flawless, I can only imagine how many times the word 'whack' was replaying inside Randy Jackson's head tonight. You got the colour right mammacita, but everything else was biohazardous.
Let's hope America is kind to you, and that you redeem yourself in the elimination show, or else this could be a really bad start to my weekend.
I almost fell off my chair when I saw this.
I'm sorry Scarlett Johansson (read: Scary Ho-hansson), I thought this was the London premiere of your new movie The Avengers. Not the premiere of Project Runway The Movie: Little House on the Prairie Edition. And while I have your attention, Sienna Miller called and wants her 2007 Golden Globes braid back immediately. You're officially 'so five years ago'!
And do you know what hurts the most about this? This dress is Prada. AND it is a waste of perfectly good peplum. There is nothing hotter than the peplum trend right now (finally!) and this 'dress' is blatant disrespect I tell you. Do yourself a favour Scary, fire your stylist and just wear your floral nylon shower curtain to your next premiere. It's cheaper, and most people won't notice the difference.
Now I must go... I need to go have a G&T and watch The Ring, just so I can feel normal again...