I didn't know what to think. Perhaps I had accidentally changed the channel, and suddenly I was watching an intergalactic remake of Aladdin. And JLo is playing the beloved genie from outer space. And then I realised, all the wishes in the world couldn't save her from this disaster. Oh JLo, you normally blow me away with your amazing style! But now all I see is booty, some gold glitter, and more booty. And even though you're hair and makeup are flawless, I can only imagine how many times the word 'whack' was replaying inside Randy Jackson's head tonight. You got the colour right mammacita, but everything else was biohazardous.
Let's hope America is kind to you, and that you redeem yourself in the elimination show, or else this could be a really bad start to my weekend.