I'm sorry Scarlett Johansson (read: Scary Ho-hansson), I thought this was the London premiere of your new movie The Avengers. Not the premiere of Project Runway The Movie: Little House on the Prairie Edition. And while I have your attention, Sienna Miller called and wants her 2007 Golden Globes braid back immediately. You're officially 'so five years ago'!
And do you know what hurts the most about this? This dress is Prada. AND it is a waste of perfectly good peplum. There is nothing hotter than the peplum trend right now (finally!) and this 'dress' is blatant disrespect I tell you. Do yourself a favour Scary, fire your stylist and just wear your floral nylon shower curtain to your next premiere. It's cheaper, and most people won't notice the difference.
Now I must go... I need to go have a G&T and watch The Ring, just so I can feel normal again...